The Flying Bathroom

I went into the bathroom and shut the door
And it rocketed through the atmosphere
As I dropped my trousers on the floor.

The bathroom flew
As I sat in the water and put shampoo
In my hair –
Out there, planets passed by
And stars and moons and dust
And I thought to myself, I really must
Cut my toe-nails
And my finger-nails too.

The bathroom flew on
Through deep space, black holes
And a vortical sun.

I scrubbed my skin
And watched the soap-suds burst
The bubblebath’s bubbles
That I was surrounded by.

Through the window, some sky
Indicated the end of the flight.
The earth was once again in sight
As I dried off and got dressed
Back into my cords that were still there
Where I’d dropped them on the floor.

As I walked out through the bathroom door,
I had absolutely no idea
That I’d just been flown
Nude around the Universe
In a room from my home.

 

 

(picture coming soon...)